Anyway. I digress.
But speaking of victims...BOMBSHELL TONIGHT! A crime has been committed in shoeville and Inspector Shoeseau (aka me) is on the case bringing you all the latest.
UGG For Jimmy Choo (or is that UGH?)
From now on I think I will just refer to it as "That Ain't Right"
Here we have the Mandah. Only $795. (yeah. get there)
What was that? A little pricey for you?
How about the Starlit? Only $595.
You prefer something a little taller?
(please tell me you've been drinking for 3 days straight and don't realize this is a bedazzled Ugg)
How about the Sora? Comes in chocolate and black too.
Oh yeah before I forget $695.
Trying to get your animal print on for fall?
Here's the Kaia in Zebra. Also a mere $595.
I'm sorry but this collaboration is an atrocity. I don't care if Nikki Hilton is wearing it (did Paris slip her some coke?? sorry I couldn't resist). Actually I don't care if the QUEEN herself is endorsing it, the whole thing is just wrong.
Now don't get me wrong. I love an UGG. Roll your eyes or whatever, but it's the beach and it's Southern California - we UGG. I'm even guilty of UGG's and shorts. Shoot me. I can deal with it. I used to be the biggest UGG hater of them all. Until I found myself lying face down on the sidewalk outside of church one morning after getting scared to death by a barking rabid dog - that I thought was going to get out of its fence when it was only the neighbor's gate that was opening after all - having severely twisted my ankle on a jagged piece of sidewalk while looking terrified for the dog instead of keeping an eye on where I was going (think MAN DOWN! I actually screamed and gagged all at once as I flailed to the ground). Guess what? The only thing my foot could fit into was an UGG or a flipflop. In November. And so a
hypocrite died convert was born.
However UGG + Bedazzler = disaster. Throw in some fringe and it's a disaster duo. Or is that trio? I'm so baffled!! Undoubtedly we will see the Hollywood wallets strolling in their jeweled UGG's (that will be "gifted"), but I will not be swayed. Not even when they're marked down to $34.99 will I be donning a pair of these. However if you stare at them long enough you actually start to consider it. Step away from the Mandah. Or I'll call Nancy Grace to unleash the lawyers!! She is all about preventing crime before it occurs!!