SOS ON THE SUEDE/FRINGE FRONT

Ho-ly eff balls (pardon my French).  Someone call an ambulance.

Haute Hippie

Whoever designed this is a mind-reading genius. 
YOU HEAR ME DESIGNER??

Anyone have $900 bones for lend? 

My birthday is in a month (shameless hint hint)

I will never recover from this massive loss.

Pardon me while I go cry in the corner for the remainder of my days on earth.